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A Chinese man and a Jewish man are in an elevator…

A Chinese man and a Jewish man are in an elevator…

…As they ascend floors, the Jewish man turns to the Chinese man and blurts out “You know what.. I don’t like Chinese people too much.” Taken back, the Chinese man asks him why. “Because you guys were responsible for Pearl Harbor!” Shocked, the Chinese man responds “That was the Japanese..” The Jew snapped back “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same.”

Understandably perturbed, the Chinese man retorts: “Well you know what? I don’t really like Jews too much..” Expectedly, the Jewish man asks him why. “Because you guys sunk the Titanic!” Flabbergasted, the Jewish man exclaims, “What are you talking about!? That was an iceberg..”

“Iceberg, Greenberg, Steinberg, you’re all the same!”

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